She lies, I did not make her do it

I only suggested it, strongly, because after all she is a super fancy pro-fessional writer type, and she makes me laugh. And she can punctuate, which thrills me because I am a nerd who would happily spend hours wandering through Wikipedia and the OED looking for perfect Scrabble words. Here she is!

The tao of teri!

Hair

My son, the one who hates having his hair cut, made me choke on my coffee when he described his friend's hair as looking like "a flock of goats."